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Post by christyl on Dec 17, 2006 0:22:09 GMT 10
[Loving the tracks! Also, how about: 13. Unchained Tarts, They Hunger For My Touch ( very dangerous!) 14. Running (From The Tarts)
I was alright for a while
I could relax for a while
But I saw them last night (background vocal: in the hut), they grabbed my hands so hard
As they screamed "OMG It's Damien"
Oh they scared me so bad, oh yes they had!
Then I kept ru-uuu-nnning from the tarts, Ru-uuu-nnnning from the tarts
Then one screamed "Eyelash!Porn", left me scared for my life
Alone and running, running run-nning
It's hard to understand but the sight of my calves
Can make them drooling...
I thought I'd lost them so but blue undies landed on my feet
I then ran faster than I ever did, but tarts, what can I do?
For them to stop chasing me and I'll keep
Ruunn-niing from the tarts, Ruunn-niing from the tarts,
Yes, now I'm famous and from this moment on
I'll be running, running, ruuunnning
Yeah running, running, from the tartss.... 15. Never Dry *coughKLDcough* Absolute CLASSIC! PMSL!!!!!!! |
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Post by OzBrat on Dec 17, 2006 7:58:15 GMT 10
I swear... instead of "they grabbed my hands so hard", I was going to write "they pinched my butt so hard" in the lyrics. Though I changed it when I realised that Damien's mum was online  Very clever Janny! I was having a great little sing-a-long then ;D You should have kept the original lyrics though  (Which one is Damo's mum? ) |
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Post by Crazy on Dec 17, 2006 8:53:15 GMT 10
"Stop Staring At The Cover Art And Put The CD In The Player Already."  I'd like the album to be called "To crazyinlove with lots of love from Damien"
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Post by Crazy on Dec 17, 2006 8:57:45 GMT 10
Ohh I love you girls!!! Hahaha Oceans Divided is great too! Loving the tracks! Also, how about: 13. Unchained Tarts, They Hunger For My Touch ( very dangerous!) 14. Running (From The Tarts)
I was alright for a while
I could relax for a while
But I saw them last night (background vocal: in the hut), they grabbed my hands so hard
As they screamed "OMG It's Damien"
Oh they scared me so bad, oh yes they had!
Then I kept ru-uuu-nnning from the tarts, Ru-uuu-nnnning from the tarts
Then one screamed "Eyelash!Porn", left me scared for my life
Alone and running, running run-nning
It's hard to understand but the sight of my calves
Can make them drooling...
I thought I'd lost them so but blue undies landed on my feet
I then ran faster than I ever did, but tarts, what can I do?
For them to stop chasing me and I'll keep
Ruunn-niing from the tarts, Ruunn-niing from the tarts,
Yes, now I'm famous and from this moment on
I'll be running, running, ruuunnning
Yeah running, running, from the tartss.... 15. Never Dry *coughKLDcough* *choaks and splutters first irish coffee of day over computer* - *cleans computer* OMG i'm killing myself laughing - you'll have to get those lyrics to Damien somehow...seriously!! |
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Post by irishscorpio on Dec 17, 2006 12:05:47 GMT 10
A Night In The Hut
Damien Leith Reloaded
Tartilicious
Leith 007 - because I look better in a suit, not a white fairy dress! I'll come up with something more... What did Human Nature say? ROFL Extended on the above: A Night In The Hut With Damien Leith or The "Tank you very much" collection from Damien Leith or or.... "Proud to be Australian"..   Human Nature Every other person who makes a crack about him not being Aussie... |
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Post by irishscorpio on Dec 17, 2006 12:07:31 GMT 10
you tarts crack me up |
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Post by irishscorpio on Dec 17, 2006 12:12:10 GMT 10
DamienLeithitious:a journey into hawtness
Nothing like a tart with eggs to wake you in the morning
Tartalicious
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Post by Trilly on Dec 17, 2006 12:46:50 GMT 10
BWHAHA! This is hilarious!!hey Irish! Title :....Damienitis : The Treatment. (part 1)
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Post by KrisLovesDamien on Dec 17, 2006 14:19:29 GMT 10
BWHAHA! This is hilarious!!hey Irish! Title :....Damienitis : The Treatment. (part 1) BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!. or maybe Damienitis- The symptoms  |
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Post by Neski on Dec 17, 2006 16:17:02 GMT 10
Damienitis ... Finding a cure because I'm the cause!
and that can be followed up with ...
Damienitis Part 2 .... Why won't they leave me alone!?
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Post by KrisLovesDamien on Dec 17, 2006 16:19:18 GMT 10
Damienitis ... Finding a cure because I'm the cause! and that can be followed up with ... Damienitis Part 2 .... Why won't they leave me alone!? You guys are funny, love yas  |
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Post by Neski on Dec 17, 2006 16:43:14 GMT 10
Hmmm the best of album:
Damien Leith - It's been 7 years! you think that they would have forgotten me or at least stop the egg talk!
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Post by irishscorpio on Dec 17, 2006 17:00:47 GMT 10
Message to my Tarts:
I don't want to say I like eggs
even though I like them so much
You know you're all crazy
but thank so very much
so I'll scream from inside this hut
hoping someone will let me out
No more blue undies on stage
Sharmless tarts are on the rage
please let go of my calves
you're hurting me.
I'm locked up and I'm worried
cause I've stolen Braff's stool
No one else can hear me
I feel like such a fool
No more blue undies on stage
shameless tarts on the rage
please let go of my calves
you're hurting me
Now someone's taken the baileys
and my green eyes are blue
I can't spend the rest of my life
living in this zoo...
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Post by KrisLovesDamien on Dec 17, 2006 17:04:42 GMT 10
Message to my Tarts: I don't want to say I like eggs even though I like them so much You know you're all crazy but thank so very much so I'll scream from inside this hut hoping someone will let me out No more blue undies on stage Sharmless tarts are on the rage please let go of my calves you're hurting me. I'm locked up and I'm worried cause I've stolen Braff's stool No one else can hear me I feel like such a fool No more blue undies on stage shameless tarts on the rage please let go of my calves you're hurting me Now someone's taken the baileys and my green eyes are blue I can't spend the rest of my life living in this zoo... OMGGGGG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! that was hilarious!! |
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Post by Neski on Dec 17, 2006 17:08:42 GMT 10
Donna - that was gorgeous - I even had a sing along with MTMG!! Haha
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